Your an asshole
Actually, it's "you're an asshole"
My point exactly
My Hamptons summer hookup resume reads like a walk-in clinic waiting list.
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Just got cockblocked by coyotes. This would happen to me.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Chasing shots by shotgunning beers is not a good idea.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
He said he only likes girls with a sense of humor, after he took his pants off I understood why
Well at least the house will be decorated when u get evicted.
Just came so hard my back cracked. Other women are totally missing out if they don't masturbate.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
He offered me my choice of the Abe Lincoln or Ben Franklin dick pic.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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