matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
Ok im wearing a joe flacco jersey and full stick on unibrow and hardly anyone else dressed up omg
Omg suz!! take the unibrow off
No! im just getting hammered instead
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Welp...herpes.
Just made everyone at my party download the vuvuzela app for iPhone, the neighbors absolutely HATE us
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
Then you screamed "fuck her like shes not your sister tonight" at the people walking down the road.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Unless you have figured out how to blow me through the phone don't drunk dial me.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
I'm at home 4 xanax deep watching She's all that.. no I don't want to go out. The couch is eating me.
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