I drank gravy. I actually drank gravy. This is heaven.
He puked at the bar then immediately procceded to slip in it, they loaded him up into a wheelchair, then the staff and myself walked him outside, all the while never having to pay for our tab. SO using this strategy again
If our dicks could shake hands in congratulations they would
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
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no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
To my wonderful winter break booty calls: thank you for making this holiday season enjoyable. I look forward to seeing you boys again this summer.
Wow, nothing is more special than changing the channel and seeing the guy who groped you on Saturday night...
Dear Penis Owner...our records show that you are overdue for servicing...please contact our friendly associates to schedule a thoroughly satisfying experience today...operators are standing by...
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Well right but if we go, he may just disappear for a long time into the unknown with the drag queens.
Hurricane Harvey ruined my dick appt. WTF?!
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
I finally selected an outfit that says "I'm not easy" but still shows off the tittays.
I don’t know how to sext. What do you say? What do you don’t say?
Just start quoting WAP lyrics.
Randomize