woke up with peach flovored chap stick on my taint ! dont ask why i know it was peach
Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
Getting sheets for college, what is the thread count that shows the least amount of cumstains?
630.
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
I text the word "masturbation" so much, all it only takes my iPhone to auto-spell it is for me to type "mas".
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
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