Woke up to a denim duvet cover this morning... why r guys so tacky?
He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
oh yeah I'm gonna practice throwing up so I can be ready for Friday night. and Saturday. Beth is back, diaper and all.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
who knew that if you vomit while skydiving the puke goes up towards the people that are behind you.
Yeah it was hard to find an opportunity while fucking him to say "oh the reason my lips taste so salty is because i blew your roomate 15 minutes ago"
dude he was laying on two half-naked chicks, as they rubbed him down with lotion, while rolling a joint. hes like a modern-day african king
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
I used that money i stole from the stripper last night to pay for my date tonight.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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