ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
the day after is always just damage control
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
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i look like a southern belle. however, i am around a million kegs. so i will be a southern shitshow.
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
The orgasm outlasted the Charlie horse. Pros and cons.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
I think that's mostly how we became friends.
Well that, and your desire to put your penis in me.
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I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
I feel like one thing if I have going for me is that my bed looks like a nice place to have sex
I may be a feminist, but I am not above using my body to distract you if it means I might beat you in a game of scrabble.
I kinda forgave him after he laid next to me and rubbed my arm for four hours while I tripped balls.
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