yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
she got kicked out of the bar for shoving german chocolate cake in the bartenders face. we were there less than a minute
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
Also, if someone could cut me off before im rolling around the yard pantsless with a 40 year old lesbian that would be awesome.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
It's cosmic balancing. My vagina is an instrument of karmic retribution.
If you've never been pounded by an Eastern European body builder, I would highly recommend it.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
We showed up to the ER to pick him up and I was still wearing face paint from the game. Then I threw up in the sink. Those doctors did not like us at all.
I know you would never do it--but if I ever walk into your house and find a "live love laugh" ANYTHING, I will commit you to an asylum. If it is a vinyl decal adhered to the wall, I will just smother you myself.
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