stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
He's a firefighter, who has his own band. I'm pregnant just thinking about him.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
When this bachelor party is over and your life is in ruins, you have my permission to die.
Yes, he did use his cock to direct traffic from my 3rd story window. That's why I love him
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
Apparently it's bring your ugly annoying ass piece of shit slob of a baby day at work
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
Nick's drunk off his ass and Kyle just Texted me and all he said was "butt pirates from space".
There should be a guide book that probation officers hand out on "how to tell a tinder girl about your ankle monitor before she notices it at the worst possible moment"
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
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