I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
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Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
She climbed through the window and into my bed. Not even sure who she is. Was thinking she might be a friend of yours?
I'm too hungover to crawl to the fridge so im eating the candy nipple tassels I got bought for Christmas
i was like his sober eyes girls would come up to us, show us theirs and if approved by me blew him, if rejected they went to my truck with a bottle of patron
there is a video of me from last night trying to light my breath on fire. that drunk.
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him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
Can we just talk about how awesome I am. I just slept with a new guy while listening to the previous guys bands cd.
I just wanna get drunk in a castle. Is that so much to ask?
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
hes sooooo boring!!! I feel like I’m in a relationship with myself now. I have an 8 inch dildo under my bed, THATS how much I’m in a relationship with myself.
They want a bedroom just for their cats. And you thought we were gay.
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