Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
dude 8 am is too early to start pregaming for new years eve
clearly you are not from wisconsin
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
You'd think if the campus holds 28,000 undergrad I wouldn't run into three people I've hooked up with in one day
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
bah. we'll see. don't give yourself a boner of false hope.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
Apparently "Welcome to the Sin Cave" is not how I'm supposed to answer the door
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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