Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Nothing says "I love you" like a full raw dog.
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
She was so bad on top that i found myself watching a TV that wasn't even turned on
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
At least I wasn't still dressed as a bottle of dom perignon when they took me to the ER
Drunkenly auctioned off my bed for 3 tequila shots
You walked away saying that you had to pee and you never came back. We found you an hour later in his roommate's bed. Under the covers. Still in your wet bathing suit.
I think I should just accept my destiny that I'm going to be someone's second wife
My tits sealed my fate
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
woke up. showered n got ready. had sex. and was still 15 minutes early to work... its gonna be a good day!
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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