these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
What's everyones problem with my costume?!
It looks like a unicorn came on your face.
Just met a guy who has been in college for 7 years and still classified as a junior. Then watched him shotgun 10 beers. Found my new hero
i just made my mom cry by blowing spit bubbles.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
It's sad the highlight of the night was you didn't electrocute yourself again.
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
No dude I got way too drunk to function. 90% sure I tried to FaceTime 911.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
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