its officail im naming my first born child brickbreaker
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
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Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
She's lying on the sidewalk wailing that she is gonna die alone, with hundreds of strangers watching us, and also we lost Kate, . Please help me
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
pain. pain everywhere. this is why throwing yourself at concrete is a bad idea.
I'm at the hospital waiting for my sister to push out her kid. I think I'll roam the halls and shame all the teenage mothers.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
Your biggest crisis right now is that you can't decide whether to keep hooking up with AN NFL PLAYER or try to rekindle your relationship with your ex. You are a walking white girl problem.
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Pants are for mortals
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