But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
When I'm drunk and can't pee, I sing my abc's in my head and try to pee before I get to pee. Last night I forgot to do it in my head
Pizza is the life boat of my drunk Titanic
He told me they were just razor bumps!
just started drinking the sprite you used to ice your crotch last night. Missing you already
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I should know better than to trust a man I've seen cry on multiple occasions to give me accurate sports information.
A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
that man is just a bundle of powerful magic and poor judgment
You left something at the house but since I'm back home now so I can just mail it over. Address?
I didn't realize you could put dignity in a box these days.
You didn't say, "No." And you stole more than half of my Snickers. You owed me that dick.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
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