and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
You kept tellin the cashier that this order was "To Go" over and over...even tho we were in the drive-thru
He came in my eye, I lost my earring and all of his friends saw me topless. Happy New Year to you as well.
We're gonna go drive around campus and throw water balloons at all the drunk bitches wobbling around, wanna come?
They wouldn't let me hang out the sun roof and sing apple bottom jeans in the drive thru of hardee's i think i no longer like these ppl
In a strange taxi 3059. Battery dying I'm dying. Bye.
This is John, I met you downtown last night.
Oh, ok.
This is the cop that kept you out of trouble last night
This weekend i learned three things 1) skittles in vodka is good 2) it takes more than a roll of quarters to get a cab home 3) never tell a bartender to give you your change in actual change
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
dude i'm so hungover my hair hurts
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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