can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
i just used the Cadillac of toilet papers. For a minute i actually forgot i was even wiping my ass....i thought i was floating butt first into heaven
I woke up this morning under my fitted sheet and my legs through the sleeves of my sweater.
my mom just found my bong and asked what it was. I told her it was a hookah
and she bought it?!?
yeah...but her friends at work told her hookah was fun and now she wants to smoke it with me...im thinkin yes
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I always thought The Big Bang Theory wasa terrible show but that was before it came with blowjobs and pizza.
You just gave me the title for the series of our lives. Haha. Chapter 12: the cocaine on the back of the hairbrush
I was looking at the storm clouds during my run and one oddly resembled ur penis
I know it's just really hard to give up sex and cigs during a blizzard
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
Matched with the lumberjack. Here's your wedding invite.
Do you know this guy sitting in front of us? Asking for my vagina.
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