I wish I only lived at night.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
Using what I learned in my global terrorism class last semester to sneak booze onto my cruise. thanks college.
Got high and weighed everything in the house. My head is 16.2 pounds. Is that ok?
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
i woke up completely naked except for a bottle of beer saran wrapped in between my boobs
Aqua-barf. When you are about to puke in the toilet but pass out face first instead...and then puke. WITH YOUR FACE IN THE BOWL. There is no escaping the puke ring you have on your face. I know first hand.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
Why were you eating a hot dog in the bathroom at 230 am?
My roommate was sleeping, I thought it would be rude
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
Yeah plus that night got so disgusting it's basically a repressed memory anyway
I ate 2 pot cookies before we left the house. Fuck Pokemon. I'm playing my own game.
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
not even sure this counts as hungover but like my body can't exist in reality today
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