Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
we tried to steer you away from them but you just kept yelling 'i need dick' and going back. sorry.
Maybe if i steal enough bar glasses i can justify all the money spent i've spent there
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
My boss just high fived me after finding out i made it through lunch rush rolling on molly. To think this guy used to terify me.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Why do I know about what dicks have been in your mouth but didn't know you had a dog? What kind of friends are we??
Remember that guy that walked around our house naked with a boner wearing nothing but his winter coat? Well, he has a kid now.
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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