so explain again why im purple
no
ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
nothing says happy new years better than a black eye from shooting yourself with a champagne bottle
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
Alive.
So much puke
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
If I get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to celebrate. If I don't get the job, I'm gonna get wasted to forget. Win-Win
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