It's like a parade of train wrecks.
Making out with married ex girlfriends: priceless
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
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Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
I wish I still had pics from the prostitute I paid/dated
The sound guy for the band told me id make a great valentines gift for his bisexual girlfriend
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
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Thanks for not locking your door. I had to pee and there was a random person throwing up in my bathroom so I used yours. \nPS I stole your soap
Yeah man... I ordered donuts, drank wine, and cried to a movie with Seth Rogen in it. Do you really think I have my shit together?
I feel awful. The bartender added me on Facebook and there's chips all over the bathroom floor
He was standing in the living room wearing a Donald Trump wig and looking very disappointed
He tried to brush a hair off my cheek, but turns out it was just a freakishly long chin hair. So no, we didn't bang.
No one should have to go to work between Christmas and New Years, but here I am twirling in my office chair and putting Jack in my coffee like I’m back in college studying for finals.
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