If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
I can no longer count the number of girls I've banged on my fingers and toes. It's like being born again.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
ra ra ra ah ah
wtf?
sexting lady gaga style
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I don't know if I want to cry scream puke or go somewhere and drink more. This is such a weird emotion.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Sometimes I really think that if... When your stoned you have a catlike ability to just relax in any position
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
Step one: We finally agreed on an au pair that we both wanna fuck.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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