I may not go down in history, but i will definitely go down on your little sister.
Girls don't like it when you cum inside them and then discuss baby names.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
sex on the roof is not as easy as it sounds
the girl in my class has a rolling backpack and just told it to stay. im too hungover for this.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Second time this week margarita night turned homoerotic
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
The whole time we were hanging out my vagina was yelling at me like its a real live penis that wants to have sex with us what are you doing
I just did the walk of shame in monkey slippers in the snow
Teach me the song of your people
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
Just packed a snack to eat on the way to McDonald's. That stoned.
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