He told me he was a psychology major, and I responded by asking him where he hid his vagina.
Apparently tackling a bar stool and crashing to the floor while yelling for 6 shots of whiskey won't get you thrown out on St Pattys Day.
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
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I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
My only expectation is honesty. And three orgasms every time.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I hate when you actually try to sing and people think you're joking so you just go with it, but on the inside you're crying.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
Bro. I traded my coat. I have a Raiders coat now.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Dry spell is over and now I’m drowning in a river of dick. The dam broke and now half the dicks in DC are trying get in my skirt
It’s a glorious dick miracle!
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