Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
just once id like to meet someone on craigslist who isnt fat
how do flat chested girls get laid?
so...he totally just used scissors to cut up the weed. a wet paper towel to moisten the blunt....and a blow dryer so it wouldn't be wet. this dude either has the worst case of OCD or has the potential to be the next martha stewart.
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
dude, no lie, I would make out with you in front of them wearing nothing but a rainbow colored speedo
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
