Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
You can call me Bill Clinton. I brought 2 good looking Asians home last night.
i would totally switch to progressive if they'd let me bang that girl in the commercial.
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
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finally nailed that neighbor chick. hopefully i can get her wireless password now. free internet trumps moral standards any day
I wish straight boys touched me the way gay boys do.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
This better be legit desert and not your penis alamode
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Today's been pretty great, I went and bought the new Batman for the sole purpose of masturbating to Bane
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
After we finished having phone sex he proceeded to serenade me with Ave Maria. It was magical.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
There were firefighters and a fire truck up the street. I asked what was wrong and their exact words were "Just a tiny explosion; it'll be all right"
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