no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I guess calling a coworker a lesbian sea cow is some kind of violation.
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
Please tell me you are a size medium in men's clown onesies and that you forgot them here last night.....
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
Thank God I didn't lose my virginity to that asshole. That woulda been like winnin a raffle ticket for a free bag of dog shit. But with like a really pretty bag. A pretty bag full of dog shit.
Recycling day makes me feel more like an alcoholic than regular days.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
Whoever roofied me last night owes me a new pair of white jeans
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Just stole my moms weed, left a note saying sorry.. Hope she isn't mad.
Still had our rainbow strip poker new years tradition. End of night we were only wearing mask.
Did you get the usual surprise pics from the strange straight you like to sprinkle in.
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