I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
you came in and threw goldfish on our blue carpet and screamed SWIM BITCHES and then made me drink a best friends potion with you
just found a shoebox labled "emergency smoking box"... it has a lightbulb, 2 potatoes, a dried up flower, and a button that says "stop drop and roll". what did we do last night?!
You would think that someone would have been sober enough to object to vodka bong races.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
I also love beards. The playoffs are like christmas for my vagina.
Bro, I just googled 36 year old pussy so when I do see it I won't be shocked.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I went with plan f. get drunk and start a fire in my yard
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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