my girlfriends now gay ex-boyfriend kissed me. tell maddie i can't hangout today
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
I'm still with the girl from last night. remember to call me conrad and that i work for PETA
Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
Just shaved my vagina. It's been so long I forgot what it looked like. You need to come over right now.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Can't show you right now as we are in public and he refuses to let me photograph his penis in a bar.
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
There was a cop outside the house so we just put the alcohol in this watermelon
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
But now he's gone and I'm exhausted and my vagina is yelling at me and I want a cheeseburger
dude, she has my telletubby sweats and my good sweatshirt hostage, I can't risk their safety with a breakup
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