So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
The ticket read "Found nude in a tree"
why didn't we just drop out of school years ago and become dominatrix bitches who beat men?
I don't know but we should still do that
Because of no shave november, it's no boys december... pay back
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
i get the sense she is planing new and exciting ways to physically harm me during sex
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
But what I'm actually thinking about is how everyone except me had sex on my bed this weekend and now I'm just sleeping in it with a 7 foot tall blue panda
At one point my little brother was Rocky Balboa'd by a stripper's tit
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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