I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
New low: just hacked my moms facebook
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So someone hacked my email and facebook and posted a boob pic I took a few years ago as my profile picture. I feel like an MTV commercial.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
he asked you how you felt and you yelled "I FEEL SO PROACTIVE!" and started coloring with sharpies
DON'T LET IAN EAT HIS PEANUT BUTTER!!!
Just remembered that I poured a whole bottle of tylenol in there. It's chunky. It's deadly.
woke up this morning with a big mac and chips on a plate, coke in a glass and a knife and fork AND NAPKIN waiting for me in front of my computer. PORN WAS ALREADY PLAYING. I LOVE DRUNK ME
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I mean its cheating, but i figure i've made out wiht married chicks before so its like a nicotine patch, quitting by doing less and less each day
He paid me $20 to swallow a baggie of glitter, which turned out to be the best decision I've ever made. My vomit has never been prettier.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Do you know how hard it is to was the scent of sex from your hair in a gas station bathroom?!
This week I fucked a police officer and called both the Senators from the state I'm in and the one I'm moving to. What have you done since the election?
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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