this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
I swear to god he was trying to crawl under my door last night muttering "I'm Alex Mac! I'm Alex Mac!"
Can I have the boy from 16 and pregnant's next baby???
I may have been to starbucks and 2 classes with balls still written on my face...
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
Though I do have to question why i found you and my brother passed out on his bedroom floor, no clothing between you except his tie wrapped around your dick
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
He washed his dick in my kitchen sink after sex. I think he might be a keeper.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I'm going to the store to get corona, salad, and blunt wraps...
I currently hiding in an upside down garbage can please come find me
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