Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
Her directions to the house party: "the north star will guide you, turn left. I'm wearing the potato hat"
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
I drunkenly asked a stripper to join our volleyball team.
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
KNEE DEEP IN HOES. SEND HELP.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
Right. Cuz nothing screams "You made it!" quite like selling your used underwear to strangers you met on the internet.
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