i don't remember her name, but i don't need it unless we decide to hook up again. but even then, i can get away with not knowing it for a while. it's not like we have actual conversations.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
And i was thinking, 'i'm happy to be underneath you, but i wish you weren't doing THAT.'
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Im drinking a large pickle jar full of Emergency, water and left over pickle juice and I dont care.
You just kept holding your breath for a really long time and calling it lung excersizes.
First Thanksgiving as a grown up: My step dad had to take my brother (who still smells like booze) and I both to our cars this morning, apparently we were at the same bars (same stamps), & I think I broke my elbow. Im thankful to be alive & not incarcerated.
I seriously had to check my phone this morning to make sure I didn't agree to any strange sexual favors.
I woke up smelling like chlorine with a broke toe. They know how to fucking party on lake lanier.
I feel like I got ass raped in the brain.
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I had no plans to sleep with him, but he had to stay because of the snow. I always say, don't look a gift storm in the mouth.
We found him. He just came running out of the closet with a bruise on his face saying he has been fighting elves in Narnia for a year.
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