god i wish i could take a shit and a shower at the same time
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saw a pregnant woman in a bridal gown standing on the side of the road while her car was getting searched by police....cheers to new beginnings
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
Its not that I'm getting free haircuts... Its just that she is paying for sex with haircuts...
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
Brb crying the tears of my youth
HAPPY BIRTHDAY I ATE TOO MUCH OF AN EDIBLE AND TOLD MY BARISTA I LOVED HER
I was giving him head and he slipped one of those hats with propellors on top on my head.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
FUCK THE COCKBLOCK 19
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