Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
They got their marriage license when they were at the courthouse for her arraignment.
In all fairness I did warn the guy I just spray tanned before we had sex so I hold no responsibility for the bronzer all over his sheets
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Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
$150 and 3 orgasms. Dogsitting is awesome.
Got to work this morning and thought... Did I really dance on that pole last night
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
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