lol you are funny thanks bro I'll take you to a strip club
I don't wanna go to a strip club I'd rather get my boobs free or earn them from a series of good deeds
Ha! What's wrong with that? Hard work deserves compensation. I accept cash, checks, and boobies!
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
I came out of bedroom with my jeans on backwards, zipped AND buttoned. I have inconceivable talents whilst intoxicated.
my dad just told me he wants a furry wall in the house... i'm proud and concerned
drunk making out is the fucking beeeest. specially when it's your exboyfriend
I wonder if you'll be as excited about this as you are now tomorrow morning.
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
You dislocated his arm and then bought him two shots to numb the pain while you pushed it back in
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
That was like a fiery explosion of flailing arms and wonderful passion
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
That amount of times your family has seen my boobs is getting ridiculous.
I want to bone him until his eyes fall out
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
