i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
If you could channel this insane talent for stalking you'd be a great weapon for this country. If you had a crush on Bin Ladin, guaranteed he'd be found, monitered and tagged within five days.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
My professor just gave us a margarita recipe.
Why?
Because, and I quote, he "wants to give us the tools to succeed in life."
I don't even care that his girlfriend will be there. Us hooking up is a tradition and she will NOT ruin it.
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
I think i just made eye contact with his roommate... while doing reverse cowgirl. Yup i have no shamee
I promise it wsnt a penis when i put it in my mouth
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