Do you think an esthetician would be willing to wax the Chanel Cs into my crotch? That way, whenever a guy gets ready to pound on it I can go "Careful, it's Chanel."
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
So I'm pretty sure I fucked the dept of homeland security guy on my kitchen table. No recollection of it, but there are signs.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
my left tit made it into the crop job on your profile pic, I knew it was good for other things
It was horrifying, i havent seen a girls mouth open that wide since that one episode of Goosebumps..
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
By the time the opening band finished, she was already slurring, coming on to the gay couple next to us, and waving her panties in the air.
I ended up in bed with a man from London in a sorority wing I am not apart of. Tequila fucks you up
Do you remember whose house we're in?
I guarantee you he will only fuck with old bitches from now on
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