Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I need hand sanitizer and jesus.
a girl just showed up to class in a zip up hoddie and sweat pants. said she over slept. i guess she got hot and unzipped it , it was only then she realized was sleeping without a shirt or bra.
As a matter of fact you told me i fulfilled your "woodshop teacher fantasy"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We were dancing and she was clawing my stomach like a fat kid getting to a half broken pinata.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
Just got stuck in an elevator on campus with a ton of British guys. My pants almost pulled themselves down.
I'm trying to be all porn star and he's making it all The Notebook
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
the moment when you open a dick pic with your mom in the car... On your moms phone... Of your dad... Scarred for life
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I can't decide if I miss drinking or you, they are so closely connected.
I have to start drinking water I have a drug test to fail at 1:40
Randomize
