when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
The google font looked peculiar last night, but then up close I realized it was just dry vomit.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
Just found puke on my backpack while sitting in class. It's like this weekend won't leave me alone.
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
If I had a vagina, my apartment would have been the Atlantic
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
Yeah just pls explain the dishes and the dildo. I don't want to lose my job over a dick in the cooler.
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