goodnight i made you a song goodbye
i will never coherently bang her
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
We need to talk about our relationship.
I just won a bet involving 10 tequila shots. You've got about 3 minutes
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
I should be done at 8 and I've also done a great Job of convincing my self that I should get really drunk tonight
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
He literally shouted this Viking war cry when he cam. Then as we laid there he sang me the most beautiful rendition of " When Irish Eyes are Smiling". I've never been more confused.
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