Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
alright so where did all these fingerpaintings on my bedroom wall come from?
dude. you drew those with your dick
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
You couldve had sex with 2 drunk chicks on an alligator slide.
Moral of the story: don't get pregs or your chances in the beer league are over
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
It's like your tits told gravity 'fuck you, I'm fine right here!'
with hottub sex, handcuffs, Pocahontas themed lap dances, and eating pumpkin pie off each other, I'm gonna say thanksgiving will be a success ;)
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
My vagina is very pro this idea
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