You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
yeah i like to chase my xanax with prozac and then viagra. you're up...and then you're UP
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
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Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
She was indeed spoonfeeding you potato salad out of that giant bowl with a giant spoon. Dont feel special, she was giving it to everyone that left the bar.
This guy randomly got in our taxi, and has now collapsed on the sofa anouncing that he's staying the night.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
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Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
One public bathroom does not equal a wedding vow
Just a little. Like do I say "hey I'm the girl that's fucking your son, nice to meet you"
How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.
.....unless there is alcohol involved
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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