I wish i knew how bad drinking and hieghts were before i got up here
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
This guy just came in and told me how he bought a clock for his cat so his cat can know when he's coming home...
don't tell me I don't love her. i once slept with my girlfriends therapist, just to find out if she was cheating on me.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
"Wine night with the girls" turned into me having to set an alarm in the bathtub this morning...
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
I lowered my expectations when he started off saying "ah missionary, my specialty"
Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole
the teacher told me he was disappointed and when I asked why he just shook his head. remember that kid that caught us having sex behind the school? pretty sure that was his son.
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