we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
god is playing jersey shore on new years on purpose. he wants me to play drinking games and die. i wish he knew how serious this is.
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
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just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
First I must say that I am disappointed to learn that you knowingly have trashy friends with whom you've not hooked me up.
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
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I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
Just kidding. Don't worry, you're getting sugar and orgasms for Valentine's day.
My mom just walked in on me naked taking a shit and packing a bowl...the only comment she makes is, she wants her Tupperware back after my pot's out of it. Best mom ever.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
It's weird having sex with someone you actually like
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