was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
This kind of poor decision making requires a real cup, not a mason jar.
the orgasm was like being thrown to the other end of reality, so getting a nosebleed from it wasnt too upsetting at that point
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
is that a dick in a sweater?
mother daughter bonding time. she's helping me make jello shots.
Randomize
