I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
Do you think Capital One would let me put the Tub Girl picture on my Capital One card?
Beat you to it.
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
Not hooking up w him- he has one of those L.L. Bean book bags w his initials on it
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Well im sitting on a futon on a porch at 1:30 in the afternoon drinking boxed wine out of a pint glass next to a chick with a homemade neckbrace. What do you think?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
1 tequila 2 tequila 3 tequila, floor.
*roof
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He just snapchatted me a blank snap that said "miss our sex" Vagina game too strong
Oh my god my purse is too heavy for me to dance with boys cause it has too many stolen sink faucets in it
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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