I justed realized that the word 'turd" is present in saturday
He's trying to kill me, one liver cell at a time. It's going to be a slow, but awesome death
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
I would say I am sorry for punching you last night, but I found the pictures you took on my camera and it all came rushing back.
HOLY SHIT HE'S TRYING TO EAT HIS FOOT. THIS IS THE BEST DAY OF MY LIFE.
I only get commercials for vodka and Rogaine now. You're exactly right, Hulu. That's exactly right.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
Do you have pictures of my pancakes
I need to show the world
They are the pancake equivalent of eventual wife
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
I am eating croutons on my bathroom floor. Are you happy?!
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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