i love that we sang a whole new world together while you carried me through campus
You broke her grandpas urn and ran your hand through his ashes claiming it was pixie dust. I think thats why shes mad at you..
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
In fairness it was pretty good sex, but I still wasn't expecting the mass cheering and applause he got on leaving my tent
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
Lights are FLASHING. This just got REAL. CAPTALIZATION.
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
He had a joint rolled for us when he picked me up. It's how ASU does romance
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
The saddest thing about graduating is that we won't have free access to STI screening anymore
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
Like the friend zone has no room for winks
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
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