Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Heed the warning of the ghost of Oktoberfest present: German beer is soooooooo much better than our watered down children's piss. also lost all my clothes and am wearing lederhosen the rest of the trip.
I've never heard of anyone celebrating the holidays with a fuck buddies family before.
....I'll be expecting my trophy when I return.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Hey can you send me a copy of my mugshot? I need it to prove a point
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
I am now "wine pairing" tums flavors with my strongbow, because apparently hard cider gives me heartburn.
Bro I needs to be rescued in 30 mins...prfeebly someone died in a car accident needs to be the excuse
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Can't be like "hey can you elaborate on this three year old tweet" can I?
I just used an Amazon gift card from a student to order a new vibrator....teacher of the year
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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