There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
**i WaNt TO sLaP mY niECe wHO ThINks iT iS cUte tO WriTE LiKE tHiS**
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
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found a pic of my little bro & his girl naked. he got the brains and the huge junk gene. I hate him
I'm pretty sure he told me he was sterile and I told him I was on the pill. The positive pregnancy test I'm holding in my hand right now tells me that at least one of us was lying.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
Why the hell did you invite him? He's gonna bring two more inches of dick and zero fun.
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Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Did you leave ur panties in the sink?
Kitchen or bathroom?
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
I saw seagulls fucking earlier today. What have you done with your life recently?