Whssdazt areerg yiu up to? U thijk ur lame!
read your last text- its a foreign language-im not ignoring you, easyyy
I boned her and wore a Freddy mask once. It was pretty lol
She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
Whatever, its basically a crime against humanity to miss an andre power hour so she'll get what's coming to her.
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two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
Can we ask the Hungry Howie's guy to pick up some blunt wraps on the way over?
I'm walking home wearing Kermit the frog footie pajamas, carrying a monogrammed shot glass set with my name on it. It's fucking Christmas!
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
A guy in the dance floor is raising the roof with an axe in hand. I love Halloween.
You called me last night and said you had a vision that a cat made you a sandwich. You were tripping way too hard
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
WHO THE FUCK PEED IN MY BONG
You just kept looking down at your tits and screaming "I LOVE YOU TWO!!!"
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