Is it because I queefed?
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You told me that they girl who was giving you a handjob under the table looked a little like your sister
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Got head at the top of a water slide over-looking the valley while wearing a sombrero and drinking a corona. Epic.
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
yeah, I don't think I'm getting into the baseball game tonight. The security guard definitely saw me bowl over that child.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Yep that's the face of someone whose dick I would put in my mouth without hesitation
I'm to the point where I just want to get back at him in a hot man sex tornado way.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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