do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Every time I roll over in bed I land on a different vibrator. I feel I'm the only one with this problem.
Found my bike today. On top of the garage. I'm not even going to ask myself why.
You fucked him. I baby bird fed him whiskey . I feel like we've bonded.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
His ex-girlfriend just gave his current girlfriend the heimlach omg omg omg help this is so awkward
The amount of times I have been emergency drunk in the past 72 hours is staggering
He started to lick a stick of butter and was calling it Jennifer.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
You then played what you called "a smooth jazz rendition of talk dirty to me" all thrusting your crotch at the bartender. Mom looked horrified, but my dad couldn't stop laughing
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
"Accidentally" bump into him after class.
I'm gonna "accidentally" put his dick in my mouth.
You thought the flashing lights were strobe lights when they were loading you into the ambulance. You asked the EMT if he had any X.
Randomize
