honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
What are these yellow papers in the kitchen?
These are the tickets we got last night.
Did i sign this one as Grizzly Bear?
Yes...yes you did.
Note: footlong is not the password to the subway wi fi network.. p.s- im super high
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dude, you were dipping oreos in vodka and asking people to try it, "It's so good!"
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
I am naked and annoyed.
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
Of course I'm watching space shows while stoned on the science channel. Why would I want to learn while not baked out of my skull?
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
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