i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
Just thought i should tell someone im on the roof, if i pass out up here because no one found me, im behind the chimney
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
Pretty sure they aren't letting me back to karaoke night after I screamed "fuck every one of you tasteless hillbillies!!" because I felt they didn't clap loud enough for Jen.
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
It's sitting in bleach right now. You will be the creepiest coolest dude in my book if you made a bracelet from my tooth.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
If your gig isn't over in 30 minutes I am coming on that stage to come on your dick.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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